1 00:02:25,889 --> 00:02:28,099 Hey, love your umbrella. 2 00:02:43,155 --> 00:02:46,408 -Dr. Mills. Dr. Budlong. -Morosini, Carvalho, come with me. 3 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:53,498 If he thinks he's going to ruin any more equipment he's underestimated the facility. 4 00:02:59,838 --> 00:03:03,675 -He thinks he's cute, doesn't he? -Yes, but I was mother's favourite. 5 00:03:04,009 --> 00:03:05,135 Dr. Mills. 6 00:03:07,012 --> 00:03:10,849 -This is the last time I'll warn you. -I won't let the Klystron go above 300. 7 00:03:10,974 --> 00:03:14,227 That's what you said last time it rained, but you turned it to 350. 8 00:03:14,352 --> 00:03:17,063 Do you know what it costs to repair a Klystron tube? 9 00:03:17,188 --> 00:03:20,983 I know, Dr. Budlong. I'm very sorry, but believe me it won't happen again. 10 00:03:21,108 --> 00:03:23,610 You have my word on that, and I promise. 11 00:03:24,153 --> 00:03:27,865 Don't worry. He can't go blowing up your Klyman tube or whatever it is. 12 00:03:27,990 --> 00:03:30,742 We've got a date tonight, happy hour at Mingles. 13 00:03:30,868 --> 00:03:32,995 Mingles. You know what that means? 14 00:03:33,287 --> 00:03:34,121 What? 15 00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:36,415 It means complimentary hors d'oeuvres. 16 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:39,501 A veritable who's who of secretaries and beauticians. 17 00:03:39,626 --> 00:03:41,712 It means 20th century music. 18 00:03:42,337 --> 00:03:46,049 You look like a sensible man. You believe there's life on other planets? 19 00:03:46,174 --> 00:03:49,261 -I don't believe there's life in this room. -Exactly. 20 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,890 Your brother wants to send a radar signal to a point in space so far away... 21 00:03:54,057 --> 00:03:57,102 ...it'd take 92 years to get there and 92 years to get back. 22 00:03:57,227 --> 00:03:59,563 Ninety-two years? Steve, we're late now. 23 00:03:59,688 --> 00:04:03,191 Indeed. There isn't anything out there, Dr. Mills. 24 00:04:03,316 --> 00:04:04,359 We're it. 25 00:04:05,152 --> 00:04:09,239 Now don't you go above 300 or I'm revoking your funding. 26 00:04:12,908 --> 00:04:16,287 Now that Dr. Strangelove is gone, let's go. Mingles is at high party. 27 00:04:16,412 --> 00:04:17,955 I can't tonight, Ron. 28 00:04:19,498 --> 00:04:20,583 It's raining. 29 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:24,628 Tonight I've got another destination in mind. I wanna go right there. 30 00:04:26,422 --> 00:04:30,509 Clouds of Magellan. It sounds like some kind of woman's underwear. 31 00:04:31,218 --> 00:04:34,430 No, the Clouds of Magellan is the name of our neighbouring galaxy. 32 00:04:34,555 --> 00:04:36,890 You want to send a radar signal to the next galaxy? 33 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:38,934 You can't get radar to the next galaxy. 34 00:04:39,059 --> 00:04:42,563 You'd have to travel faster than the speed of light. No one can do that. 35 00:04:42,688 --> 00:04:45,691 Don't watch that, it won't change. This is the one to watch. 36 00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:47,484 I like the Clouds of Magellan. 37 00:04:47,568 --> 00:04:49,111 We can't get there, Ron. 38 00:04:49,236 --> 00:04:52,281 But if we increase the power of the Klystron, with lightning... 39 00:04:52,406 --> 00:04:55,742 ...we may get a signal strong enough to get out of the solar system. 40 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:57,244 That's the theory, anyway. 41 00:04:57,369 --> 00:05:00,871 Right. Thanks. Tell me something I don't know. 42 00:05:03,374 --> 00:05:07,044 Can't this wait? Secretaries are like animals when it comes to free food. 43 00:05:07,169 --> 00:05:10,214 The reflectors line up for 10 days only once every 19 months. 44 00:05:10,339 --> 00:05:13,008 Now, with all this rain and lightning, it's perfect. 45 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:14,593 Perfect for men like us. 46 00:05:14,677 --> 00:05:18,347 Christ! Steve, when was the last time you went out with a woman? 47 00:05:19,723 --> 00:05:22,977 January of '86. No. March of '86. 48 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:27,773 I took Dr. Elizabeth Conway to see the Halley's Comet retrospective. 49 00:05:27,898 --> 00:05:28,858 Superb. 50 00:05:28,983 --> 00:05:31,068 -You see it? -Sure, a couple of times. 51 00:05:31,193 --> 00:05:34,697 How can we be brothers? We don't have a single gene in common. 52 00:05:35,864 --> 00:05:38,534 -Not above 300 kilowatts. -Hi. 53 00:05:41,453 --> 00:05:44,248 Okay. Thank you. Have fun. 54 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:50,212 We have no time to sweep frequencies. We'll lower it below three centimetres. 55 00:05:50,337 --> 00:05:52,296 But below? 56 00:05:52,922 --> 00:05:55,591 It's raining out here. I'm getting wet! 57 00:05:56,384 --> 00:05:58,886 This jacket is a Ralph Lauren! 58 00:05:59,512 --> 00:06:00,930 And it's smelly. 59 00:06:01,180 --> 00:06:02,598 Great, just great. 60 00:06:02,723 --> 00:06:05,685 I'm wet and smelly. They're gonna jump all over me. 61 00:06:11,023 --> 00:06:13,442 Do you guys smell fish? 62 00:06:18,489 --> 00:06:19,949 It's me! 63 00:06:32,253 --> 00:06:35,923 -Help me rotate the dish. -Where's this lightning supposed to strike? 64 00:06:36,048 --> 00:06:37,174 Right here. 65 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:39,426 Here? 66 00:06:41,928 --> 00:06:43,763 That almost hit my shoe. 67 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,267 Excuse me. 68 00:06:52,981 --> 00:06:54,190 All the way up. 69 00:07:04,784 --> 00:07:07,453 I hate this. What the hell is this thing? 70 00:07:07,829 --> 00:07:12,208 Klystron tube. Potential of 400 megawatts, at an oscillation of 60 gigahertz. 71 00:07:12,542 --> 00:07:14,710 Great. Why don't we take this to Mingles? 72 00:07:17,797 --> 00:07:19,799 Stupid piece of garbage. 73 00:07:22,552 --> 00:07:25,221 Now all we gotta do is harness the lightning. 74 00:07:39,567 --> 00:07:42,612 Yes, it's good. Let's try for lightning. 75 00:07:42,779 --> 00:07:45,073 -Is this important? -Only if it works. 76 00:07:45,615 --> 00:07:48,076 Okay, deep breath. Set your retractors. 77 00:07:48,409 --> 00:07:52,205 How long is this gonna take? Single women have short attention spans. 78 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:55,792 Prepare to initiate the system. 79 00:07:56,918 --> 00:07:58,127 Now! 80 00:07:58,836 --> 00:08:00,338 Oh, Jesus! 81 00:08:05,009 --> 00:08:07,053 -We got it! -Look at it! 82 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:11,015 It's going! I love you! 83 00:08:36,748 --> 00:08:38,375 What is happening? 84 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:42,003 Steve! What's happening? 85 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:46,383 Mills! 86 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:48,093 Mills! 87 00:08:48,677 --> 00:08:50,720 What is happening? 88 00:09:00,188 --> 00:09:01,689 The Klystron! 89 00:09:21,917 --> 00:09:24,461 We have a red condition in the second unit. 90 00:09:24,878 --> 00:09:27,339 Fire control! The laboratory area. 91 00:09:32,135 --> 00:09:33,303 I'm okay. 92 00:09:39,226 --> 00:09:40,852 Beautiful! 93 00:09:44,689 --> 00:09:45,690 What? 94 00:09:46,608 --> 00:09:47,567 My God! 95 00:09:47,984 --> 00:09:51,488 I didn't only get out of the solar system, I just went out of the galaxy. 96 00:09:51,613 --> 00:09:54,616 That means we were travelling faster than the speed of light. 97 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:56,451 How the hell did we do that? 98 00:10:15,719 --> 00:10:17,262 Eleven seconds on the clock. 99 00:10:17,387 --> 00:10:20,224 Down by one. Mills fakes left. Goes around Magic Johnson. 100 00:10:20,349 --> 00:10:22,726 Puts Kareem in the popcorn machine. 101 00:10:29,983 --> 00:10:34,947 Why can't I dunk? Is that asking so much? 102 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:49,628 You got out of the galaxy and they fired you? 103 00:10:50,670 --> 00:10:53,547 We were using lightning to boost the power of the Klystron. 104 00:10:53,672 --> 00:10:57,009 I shorted every telemetry tracker in the place and all my monitors. 105 00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,636 So there's no proof. 106 00:11:00,679 --> 00:11:02,014 That's not fair. 107 00:11:02,765 --> 00:11:04,475 What are we going to do? 108 00:11:05,267 --> 00:11:07,770 I might just have to take a.... 109 00:11:08,604 --> 00:11:09,480 What? 110 00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:11,398 Take a teaching job. 111 00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:15,819 You know how that is? One position for every 16 applicants. 112 00:11:15,944 --> 00:11:17,780 I could double my babysitting. 113 00:11:17,905 --> 00:11:19,823 Or take up a newspaper route. 114 00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,034 Do girls do that now? 115 00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:26,789 It's beautiful up there. 116 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:31,502 Two hundred billion stars in our galaxy. 117 00:11:32,211 --> 00:11:34,338 That's really my office up there. 118 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:39,218 I wish Mom could have lived long enough to see you get out of the galaxy. 119 00:11:39,384 --> 00:11:42,220 She'd be having the whole block in for champagne! 120 00:11:44,931 --> 00:11:47,600 Think you'll ever find anyone like her again? 121 00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:52,188 Boy. Jess, I don't know. 122 00:11:53,397 --> 00:11:56,859 The chances of me finding another woman like your mother are the same... 123 00:11:56,984 --> 00:12:01,113 ...as me proving there's life on another planet up there. Figure one in 16 billion. 124 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,535 All right, Larry Byrd, what's for dinner? 125 00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,287 Fish sticks. Pop tarts. 126 00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:11,707 Frozen pizza. Whatever else we can nuke in the microwave. 127 00:12:15,377 --> 00:12:16,962 What do you say, Dave? 128 00:12:17,546 --> 00:12:19,340 Can we see Sirius tonight? 129 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,302 You know, it's also called the Dog Star. 130 00:12:27,973 --> 00:12:28,974 Come on. 131 00:13:05,801 --> 00:13:10,139 -It's quite a small planet, really. -Half the size of ours, but very busy. 132 00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,517 -Have you mastered it yet? -Of course. 133 00:13:13,684 --> 00:13:15,770 You know how superb our research is. 134 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,939 All I have to do is teach you everything I know in 20 minutes. 135 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:21,609 We're at light 30 approaching light 35. 136 00:13:21,859 --> 00:13:25,320 This is a record glide speed. They didn't think we'd make it this fast. 137 00:13:25,445 --> 00:13:27,489 Look, it's Saturn. 138 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:30,950 -Could we stop there on the way back? -Maybe. 139 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:34,704 Why can't I fit Neptune into this picture? 140 00:13:36,414 --> 00:13:37,999 Wait. That works. 141 00:13:40,043 --> 00:13:42,378 Neptunians won't like it, though. 142 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:43,796 Let's see here. 143 00:13:45,423 --> 00:13:46,924 Look at Neptune now! 144 00:13:47,425 --> 00:13:50,386 -Dad, we'll be late for Uncle Ron's party. -Look at Neptune. 145 00:13:50,511 --> 00:13:52,764 I haven't finished the M.l.T. proposal yet. 146 00:13:52,889 --> 00:13:55,725 -Come on. -I hate leaving the universe in such a mess. 147 00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:57,310 Here, put this on. 148 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,396 Look at this. Do these things ever work? No. 149 00:14:00,521 --> 00:14:03,691 The modern light bulb has a half-life of about 10 minutes. 150 00:14:03,816 --> 00:14:07,028 -I'm going to take it apart. -It's not the bulb, it's the switch. 151 00:14:07,278 --> 00:14:09,739 You've been meaning to fix it, remember. 152 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:14,784 Dad, you're impossible. 153 00:14:14,910 --> 00:14:16,453 Do we have any socks? 154 00:14:21,875 --> 00:14:25,128 See, I knew I had a pair in reserve. And they're dry. 155 00:14:25,295 --> 00:14:27,047 I've been cooking 'em since yesterday. 156 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:30,467 Daddy, look at me. Do you see anything different about me? 157 00:14:34,053 --> 00:14:35,472 I'm wearing a bra. 158 00:14:35,889 --> 00:14:38,099 You can't be! You're only 13! 159 00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:40,935 My God! 160 00:14:42,312 --> 00:14:43,396 You're 13. 161 00:14:45,356 --> 00:14:46,399 A bra? 162 00:14:50,278 --> 00:14:52,655 Well, did you get the right strap size? 163 00:14:52,822 --> 00:14:55,658 Cup size. Yeah, A-minus. 164 00:15:02,873 --> 00:15:04,291 Where have I been? 165 00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:21,433 How can I learn everything I need to know in only six more minutes? 166 00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:23,393 This is a very backward planet. 167 00:15:23,518 --> 00:15:28,023 The Mondschein 40 is the most advanced research facility in the northern universe. 168 00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:32,402 Research has determined you must be the most desirable woman on the planet. 169 00:15:32,736 --> 00:15:34,863 Men on Earth will fall to their knees... 170 00:15:34,988 --> 00:15:38,992 ...betray their countries and give away real estate for a beautiful woman. 171 00:15:39,117 --> 00:15:40,535 That's silly. 172 00:15:45,582 --> 00:15:47,041 Will I need to eat? 173 00:15:47,292 --> 00:15:50,003 No. We'll only be in the place for 24 hours. 174 00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:55,799 This is the most important assignment any of us has undertaken. 175 00:16:00,345 --> 00:16:02,055 I feel so poorly prepared. 176 00:16:02,848 --> 00:16:04,349 You're the Earth expert. 177 00:16:04,474 --> 00:16:09,271 But you are the Chief Extragalactic Probist. You know the Council's directive. 178 00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:11,523 I can only be your adviser. 179 00:16:11,857 --> 00:16:13,900 Are you sure this research is accurate? 180 00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:17,029 Celeste, the Mondschein 40 is never wrong. 181 00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:43,904 Right. Let's go. 182 00:18:00,170 --> 00:18:01,422 Hors d'oeuvres? 183 00:18:04,258 --> 00:18:05,301 Kimberly. 184 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:08,012 -You met my brother Steve? -No. 185 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,681 You gotta watch out for him, but in the best sense. 186 00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:12,766 He cares too deeply, like a sparrow. 187 00:18:16,937 --> 00:18:19,064 You've got something on your lip. 188 00:18:26,571 --> 00:18:28,072 A little dip there. 189 00:18:29,615 --> 00:18:31,742 I think flossing is so important, too. 190 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:35,162 When I get up in the morning, I don't even go to the bathroom first. 191 00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,290 I floss and then I go. 192 00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:38,833 That's so great. 193 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:41,669 Ron, I'm beginning to think you're avoiding me. 194 00:18:46,007 --> 00:18:46,882 Hi. 195 00:18:55,141 --> 00:18:56,934 Are you Dr. Steve Mills? 196 00:19:00,646 --> 00:19:03,649 He's the guy dancing with his daughter. 197 00:19:08,195 --> 00:19:09,738 Hors d'oeuvres? 198 00:19:17,287 --> 00:19:18,830 Thank you. Delicious. 199 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:22,709 Hello. 200 00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:25,670 -Are you Dr. Steve Mills? -Yes. 201 00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:29,507 Will you tell me the composition of your radar beam or not? 202 00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:30,716 Which one? 203 00:19:31,092 --> 00:19:34,137 Now, you don't fool me. Your favourite colour is red. 204 00:19:34,512 --> 00:19:38,975 Your favourite food is lasagne, and your favourite rocking is Pink Fred. 205 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:43,145 Actually, I prefer green, I'm allergic to all pasta... 206 00:19:43,271 --> 00:19:45,356 ...and my favourite rock is Rachmaninoff. 207 00:19:46,983 --> 00:19:48,693 Of course you'd say that. 208 00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:51,445 I think it's Pink Floyd, not Pink Fred right, Jessie? 209 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:53,364 Pink Fred is their nickname. 210 00:19:54,323 --> 00:19:56,534 Would you hold this for me, please? 211 00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:58,661 "Hey, hey we're the Monkees 212 00:19:58,911 --> 00:20:00,413 "People say we monkey around 213 00:20:00,538 --> 00:20:03,207 "But we're too busy singing to put anybody down" 214 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:04,207 What? 215 00:20:04,374 --> 00:20:07,043 Do you know what they say? "Nixon's the One!" 216 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,420 Dick Nixon? 217 00:20:09,170 --> 00:20:10,130 Okay. 218 00:20:13,091 --> 00:20:14,551 See you later, bro. 219 00:20:19,055 --> 00:20:21,224 Sailor, I like your jeep. 220 00:20:21,516 --> 00:20:24,018 You've broken my heart for the last time. 221 00:20:27,647 --> 00:20:30,316 You've broken my heart for the last time, too. 222 00:20:33,361 --> 00:20:36,072 Do you have any spinach, my hands are freezing? 223 00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:40,326 "I'm Popeye the sailor man I'm Popeye the sailor man 224 00:20:40,743 --> 00:20:43,704 "I'm strong to the 'finich' 'cause I eats me spinach 225 00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:46,165 "I'm Popeye the sailor man Toot, toot" 226 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,710 "This Bud's for you." 227 00:20:57,551 --> 00:20:58,510 Baby! 228 00:21:00,136 --> 00:21:03,306 Now will you tell me the composition of your radar beam? 229 00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:04,891 Wackygram, right? 230 00:21:08,770 --> 00:21:10,814 Encore! Encore! 231 00:21:12,983 --> 00:21:14,484 This is a nightmare. 232 00:21:14,776 --> 00:21:17,362 Your research was all wrong! The food was all wrong! 233 00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,823 This dress is strange and what is this thing? 234 00:21:19,948 --> 00:21:23,326 This hat is too big. And everything I said was crazy. 235 00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:26,830 Now just a second. Don't blame it all on me. 236 00:21:27,122 --> 00:21:30,208 I never told you they used spinach to keep their hands warm. 237 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:31,960 Daddy, who was that? 238 00:21:32,418 --> 00:21:33,628 I don't know. 239 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:37,966 But I feel kinda sorry for her. I don't think anybody liked her. 240 00:21:38,466 --> 00:21:39,425 Did you? 241 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:47,391 How are we ever going to get Dr. Steve to transmit his signal now? 242 00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:49,768 He thinks I'm a lunatic. 243 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,270 Now just calm down. 244 00:21:53,105 --> 00:21:55,232 You've got to go back in there. 245 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,527 And you.... 246 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,365 -Hi. -Hi. 247 00:22:06,451 --> 00:22:07,577 Tough room. 248 00:22:09,079 --> 00:22:11,748 I'm really sorry how rude I was in there. 249 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:14,125 You weren't rude. You were very entertaining. 250 00:22:14,251 --> 00:22:17,462 In fact, I thought you were a professional of some kind. 251 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:22,008 Believe me, they'll be telling their grandchildren about it. 252 00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:25,261 Have you done any interesting radar astronomy transmissions... 253 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,682 ...which may have penetrated other galaxies in the last few days? 254 00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:32,394 Yes, I have. 255 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,479 Well, what happened? 256 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,859 -It's pretty complex. -Try me. 257 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,864 That was the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 258 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,992 I mean, second most beautiful. 259 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:51,370 Third. 260 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:53,413 A dog. 261 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:58,710 The system. I blew out every resistance backup in the place... 262 00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:02,589 ...including telemetry trackers. Those boys from defence were so mad. 263 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,759 'Cause that's what they use for tracking missiles.... 264 00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:08,720 I must be boring the pants off you. 265 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:15,477 -No. They're still on. -Good. 266 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:20,148 -Then what happened, Dr. Steve? -I don't really know what happened. 267 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,484 It must have been something I did in the lab. 268 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,361 Maybe I forgot to take a note or dropped a setting. 269 00:23:25,486 --> 00:23:27,029 Show me what you did. 270 00:23:27,363 --> 00:23:29,156 Show me in your mighty lab. 271 00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:31,450 I can't. They fired me. 272 00:23:33,035 --> 00:23:37,039 You know I'm a little cold. Would you mind very much if I just... 273 00:23:37,748 --> 00:23:40,209 ...stuck my hands right in your pockets? 274 00:23:41,251 --> 00:23:42,920 Yes, that's better. 275 00:23:46,131 --> 00:23:48,258 So, Celeste... 276 00:23:50,385 --> 00:23:51,637 ...where are you from? 277 00:23:53,722 --> 00:23:55,098 The nether-lands. 278 00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:56,767 Oh, Holland. 279 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,685 No, the nether-lands. 280 00:24:02,981 --> 00:24:06,026 For an astronomer you have the most wonderful fibres. 281 00:24:07,194 --> 00:24:09,780 And you've got yourself a handful right now. 282 00:24:12,532 --> 00:24:14,117 I can't get back in that lab. 283 00:24:14,742 --> 00:24:16,118 They're gonna kiss! 284 00:24:16,243 --> 00:24:17,620 Does he know how? 285 00:24:17,870 --> 00:24:21,499 Well, of course. I saw him do it once in 1983. 286 00:24:26,712 --> 00:24:28,047 I'm a bad apple. 287 00:24:37,556 --> 00:24:39,016 Excuse me a minute. 288 00:24:44,939 --> 00:24:47,274 I shouldn't be wearing this, should I? 289 00:24:48,567 --> 00:24:49,818 It's very nice. 290 00:24:50,152 --> 00:24:51,820 Then what should I wear? 291 00:24:58,243 --> 00:25:00,287 Thank you. I won't forget this. 292 00:25:22,141 --> 00:25:23,226 Hold this. 293 00:25:24,685 --> 00:25:26,354 What are you doing now? 294 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,898 I have to change. This is inappropriate. 295 00:25:29,065 --> 00:25:31,567 Might I suggest a more conventional spot? 296 00:25:31,776 --> 00:25:33,861 Like the backseat of my car. 297 00:25:47,583 --> 00:25:49,335 There. I'm changed. 298 00:25:58,426 --> 00:25:59,886 Is this acceptable? 299 00:26:04,015 --> 00:26:05,933 Is the drool apparent? 300 00:26:24,744 --> 00:26:27,914 I'm sorry, Dr. Mills, we have strict orders from Dr. Budlong... 301 00:26:28,039 --> 00:26:29,916 ...not to let you in the building. 302 00:26:30,041 --> 00:26:33,502 I left something in my office. It was a fuzzy Carebear pencil holder. 303 00:26:33,628 --> 00:26:37,298 Excuse me. I'm from DARPA. The Defence Advance Research Project Agency... 304 00:26:37,423 --> 00:26:39,467 ...with instructions to tour this facility. 305 00:26:39,592 --> 00:26:41,344 -So l-- -May I see some lD? 306 00:27:03,031 --> 00:27:03,865 Here. 307 00:27:05,783 --> 00:27:07,535 See Department of Defence. 308 00:27:16,544 --> 00:27:17,879 She's with DARPA. 309 00:27:19,422 --> 00:27:20,632 I'm with her. 310 00:27:22,091 --> 00:27:24,927 All settings are the same. They haven't changed a thing. 311 00:27:25,053 --> 00:27:28,097 Dr. Steve, this is only a Jansky-based telescope. 312 00:27:28,806 --> 00:27:31,267 Part of what used to be called a vast array. 313 00:27:31,392 --> 00:27:32,393 Used to? 314 00:27:33,061 --> 00:27:35,354 I see you had to use enormous thrust. 315 00:27:35,854 --> 00:27:37,397 Where's the Klystron? 316 00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:40,484 Hold on, I'll see what they did with it. 317 00:27:57,542 --> 00:27:59,252 -Good evening, Olaf. -Good evening. 318 00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:01,212 It's nice to have Dr. Mills back. 319 00:28:01,338 --> 00:28:03,381 -What do you mean? -He's in his lab now. 320 00:28:03,506 --> 00:28:04,716 In his lab? 321 00:28:09,596 --> 00:28:13,349 There's nothing powerful enough to have broken through our shields. 322 00:28:18,771 --> 00:28:20,940 It's clear how the reflectors work. 323 00:28:22,775 --> 00:28:26,778 They're not equipped to discover this kind of power for another century. 324 00:28:28,488 --> 00:28:30,282 How did they get it so fast? 325 00:28:30,407 --> 00:28:33,160 I mean, they haven't even figured out Stonehenge. 326 00:28:33,285 --> 00:28:37,331 He must be holding something back. 327 00:28:37,664 --> 00:28:39,374 Dr. Steve is lying. 328 00:28:42,711 --> 00:28:43,879 Who are you? 329 00:28:44,713 --> 00:28:46,465 Who? Me? 330 00:28:47,382 --> 00:28:49,009 What are you doing here? 331 00:28:59,311 --> 00:29:00,604 Where's Mills? 332 00:29:01,479 --> 00:29:03,273 Get away from my equipment. 333 00:29:30,924 --> 00:29:32,885 I've got to be on my way home. 334 00:29:34,553 --> 00:29:37,556 I've got to get home to that good pie. 335 00:29:40,392 --> 00:29:42,352 Just grab the handrail there. 336 00:29:43,228 --> 00:29:44,771 Welcome to my office. 337 00:29:45,355 --> 00:29:47,190 Sender number KD113B. 338 00:29:48,483 --> 00:29:51,194 Just like all the rest of them, but it's mine. 339 00:29:52,821 --> 00:29:56,533 Did you ever think what you were doing by invading another galaxy? 340 00:29:56,825 --> 00:29:58,410 It wasn't an invasion. 341 00:30:00,245 --> 00:30:02,831 Here was this galaxy, minding its own business. 342 00:30:02,956 --> 00:30:05,500 Perhaps a galaxy where war no longer exists. 343 00:30:06,625 --> 00:30:08,419 People all live in harmony. 344 00:30:09,170 --> 00:30:11,714 Things don't go around with such whizzings. 345 00:30:19,430 --> 00:30:20,973 You're shaking. Why? 346 00:30:21,765 --> 00:30:24,852 Because I've wanted to kiss you from the first moment I saw you. 347 00:30:24,977 --> 00:30:25,894 What? 348 00:30:26,228 --> 00:30:29,481 You looked so beautiful and vulnerable, then you started rhyming... 349 00:30:29,606 --> 00:30:32,568 ...and doing all that talking and singing and stuff and.... 350 00:30:32,693 --> 00:30:37,573 I just wanted to use everything I know about radar astronomy to protect you. 351 00:30:39,992 --> 00:30:41,994 Would you mind if I kissed you? 352 00:30:42,953 --> 00:30:44,163 Does it hurt? 353 00:30:46,457 --> 00:30:47,958 Not the way I do it. 354 00:33:18,938 --> 00:33:22,984 I have never felt anything like that in my entire life. 355 00:33:28,488 --> 00:33:31,658 Do I now have to eat the chocolate from Pennsylvania? 356 00:33:34,744 --> 00:33:37,414 Listen, I think we'd better get out of here. 357 00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:42,085 Are you sure you've told me everything about the transmission? 358 00:33:42,252 --> 00:33:46,464 I think so. But perhaps we should explore it a little further. 359 00:33:48,299 --> 00:33:49,717 I'd better take you home. 360 00:33:49,843 --> 00:33:52,595 No, that's too far. We must go to your place. 361 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:57,100 -Are you feeling what I'm feeling? -More. 362 00:33:59,602 --> 00:34:00,812 I'm dreaming. 363 00:34:04,190 --> 00:34:05,775 "Life could be a dream 364 00:34:06,609 --> 00:34:07,694 "Sha-boom" 365 00:34:08,278 --> 00:34:09,946 As your great poet says. 366 00:34:17,577 --> 00:34:19,579 Welcome to the Mills residence. 367 00:34:22,624 --> 00:34:24,126 What is this? 368 00:34:25,085 --> 00:34:26,211 Hats. 369 00:34:26,336 --> 00:34:29,840 This one is a collector's item. Actually belonged to Jimmy Durante. 370 00:34:30,215 --> 00:34:31,007 Who? 371 00:34:33,468 --> 00:34:35,929 "Goodnight Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are." 372 00:34:38,014 --> 00:34:40,350 He was a song and dance man in the movies. 373 00:34:40,475 --> 00:34:44,145 Come on in, this is the palace. Help yourself. Sit down. Steal an ashtray. 374 00:34:44,271 --> 00:34:46,982 I have to go check on Jessie. Please don't leave... 375 00:34:47,107 --> 00:34:51,444 ...or otherwise I'll be forced to crawl up under my bed and suck dust forever. 376 00:34:52,696 --> 00:34:54,364 So what's going on here? 377 00:34:54,989 --> 00:34:58,827 Could it be that he really doesn't know how he made the transmission? 378 00:34:58,952 --> 00:35:00,495 -What's that? -Canine. 379 00:35:00,745 --> 00:35:02,330 Highly revered on this planet. 380 00:35:02,455 --> 00:35:04,791 Usually found in the company of fire hydrants. 381 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:06,960 Now look, Dr. Steve's lying. 382 00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:08,502 Don't leave him alone. 383 00:35:08,627 --> 00:35:11,129 But he doesn't even care about that anymore. 384 00:35:11,255 --> 00:35:13,340 Didn't you see during that kissing thing? 385 00:35:13,465 --> 00:35:16,009 His skin got hot and his heartbeat went up. 386 00:35:16,134 --> 00:35:19,137 And suddenly there was a lot more of him down there. 387 00:35:19,513 --> 00:35:20,681 It's an act. 388 00:35:21,014 --> 00:35:23,725 Government types on this planet are trained to lie. 389 00:35:23,850 --> 00:35:26,979 Go find him. He may be burning papers right this minute! 390 00:35:27,521 --> 00:35:28,814 Oh, God! 391 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,573 She's beautiful, isn't she? 392 00:35:39,616 --> 00:35:40,784 Who is she? 393 00:35:40,992 --> 00:35:42,536 My daughter, Jessie. 394 00:35:43,286 --> 00:35:44,246 Short. 395 00:35:44,579 --> 00:35:46,373 Short? She's only 13. 396 00:35:47,249 --> 00:35:48,124 Thirteen? 397 00:35:49,501 --> 00:35:51,086 How old does she look? 398 00:35:51,461 --> 00:35:54,506 Six, seven hundred, just short. 399 00:36:04,556 --> 00:36:06,225 Why don't we go in here? 400 00:36:07,393 --> 00:36:08,394 My bedroom? 401 00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:12,147 Well, you said you wanted to talk. Why go all the way downstairs? 402 00:36:12,314 --> 00:36:14,233 Say, do you think I'm a billionaire? 403 00:36:14,358 --> 00:36:18,487 Or somebody on television or somebody who's really important or something? 404 00:36:18,612 --> 00:36:20,405 You're Steven Mills, Ph.D. 405 00:36:20,572 --> 00:36:23,450 A very obscure physicist who makes $25,000 a year. 406 00:36:24,618 --> 00:36:26,495 And you still want to go in here? 407 00:36:26,578 --> 00:36:27,621 Yowza. 408 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:29,623 Yowza? 409 00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,378 You make me laugh. 410 00:36:34,544 --> 00:36:38,507 I mean, you're the first person that has really made me laugh since.... 411 00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:45,847 Look, if we do go in there, you know, I might probably want to do more kissing. 412 00:36:46,848 --> 00:36:50,893 Surely. It was very pleasant. But I hope that's not all you want to do. 413 00:37:08,369 --> 00:37:09,536 Remember me? 414 00:37:43,945 --> 00:37:45,446 You're so wonderful. 415 00:37:46,155 --> 00:37:49,325 You're funny, you're intelligent and you understand my work... 416 00:37:49,408 --> 00:37:51,243 ...and now you want to have sex. 417 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:52,745 I wanna have sex? 418 00:37:53,454 --> 00:37:54,372 Don't you? 419 00:37:54,497 --> 00:37:55,456 Do you? 420 00:37:55,915 --> 00:37:56,832 Yes! 421 00:37:57,583 --> 00:38:00,878 Well, I do, too. As soon as I find out what it is. 422 00:38:05,758 --> 00:38:08,219 -I have to go to the bathroom. -Of course. 423 00:38:22,107 --> 00:38:23,400 What is sex? 424 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:27,655 -What? -"What?" You heard what I said. 425 00:38:28,112 --> 00:38:29,280 What is sex? 426 00:38:30,365 --> 00:38:34,410 Give me a second. One second. Take a look at this. 427 00:38:47,256 --> 00:38:48,174 Deleted. 428 00:38:48,299 --> 00:38:49,509 What good is deleted? 429 00:38:49,634 --> 00:38:54,805 Now, don't get excited. Just a second. One little second. Here it is. 430 00:38:55,014 --> 00:38:56,641 Your penis is a weapon. 431 00:38:57,433 --> 00:38:58,976 Just like your rifle. 432 00:38:59,227 --> 00:39:02,730 The military expects you to protect it and keep it dry. 433 00:39:03,397 --> 00:39:06,067 All right, men, if you'll open your manuals. 434 00:39:06,192 --> 00:39:08,444 -What? Is that it? -Take it easy. 435 00:39:08,861 --> 00:39:10,821 Here's something else. 436 00:39:15,451 --> 00:39:17,994 What does this mean, Debbie Does Dallas? 437 00:39:20,663 --> 00:39:22,332 Debbie Does Des Moines. 438 00:39:24,709 --> 00:39:26,169 Debbie Does Düsseldorf. 439 00:39:26,294 --> 00:39:28,004 Busy girl, that Debbie. 440 00:39:29,005 --> 00:39:30,340 What's this? 441 00:39:39,933 --> 00:39:41,392 Look behind you. 442 00:39:49,108 --> 00:39:50,902 I can do that. I guess. 443 00:39:52,904 --> 00:39:54,739 I don't believe it. 444 00:40:00,036 --> 00:40:01,621 Why, that's disgusting. 445 00:40:01,871 --> 00:40:03,623 I can't, that right there. 446 00:40:05,958 --> 00:40:08,919 Look, that's the most weirdest thing I've ever seen. 447 00:40:09,044 --> 00:40:11,463 That's why we gave it up 3,000 years ago. 448 00:40:22,474 --> 00:40:23,850 You think I could do that? 449 00:40:23,975 --> 00:40:27,354 Sure. Except for fuel you're human inside and out. 450 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,064 But do you want to? 451 00:40:30,482 --> 00:40:32,233 The kissing wasn't so bad. 452 00:40:36,362 --> 00:40:38,156 You're not leaving me here! 453 00:40:38,615 --> 00:40:39,532 Yes, I am. 454 00:40:39,657 --> 00:40:44,120 I have been ordered to stay with you at all times, to observe everything you do! 455 00:40:44,537 --> 00:40:45,622 Forget it. 456 00:40:47,999 --> 00:40:48,875 Bitch! 457 00:41:23,283 --> 00:41:25,869 My God, you're beautiful. 458 00:42:58,500 --> 00:42:59,918 Are you all right? 459 00:43:01,420 --> 00:43:02,921 Yes, don't stop. 460 00:43:18,854 --> 00:43:20,188 Do you see.... 461 00:43:30,573 --> 00:43:34,618 Dr. Steve, that was so wonderful. 462 00:43:35,494 --> 00:43:39,915 I feel like I've been hit by a train. 463 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:44,587 And I don't think you need to call me Dr. Steve anymore. 464 00:43:45,796 --> 00:43:49,758 Steve, you're so stupid. We could have been doing this the whole time. 465 00:43:50,718 --> 00:43:52,469 We only met three hours ago. 466 00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:54,597 I know. What took you so long? 467 00:43:55,139 --> 00:43:56,682 Do others know about this? 468 00:43:56,807 --> 00:43:59,393 About us? I don't see how they could. 469 00:44:00,644 --> 00:44:02,271 No, about making love. 470 00:44:03,063 --> 00:44:07,526 You could become very famous if others in the world knew you could do this. 471 00:44:07,651 --> 00:44:08,902 -Really? -Yes. 472 00:44:10,154 --> 00:44:13,323 Didn't think I did it any differently than anybody else. 473 00:44:13,699 --> 00:44:15,659 You mean everybody does this? 474 00:44:17,286 --> 00:44:19,537 Think of all the energy produced. 475 00:44:19,662 --> 00:44:24,041 Properly channelled that energy could propel half your people out of the galaxy. 476 00:44:26,627 --> 00:44:28,754 We did some computer runs in the lab... 477 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,757 ...and figured if we could harness the energy output from... 478 00:44:31,883 --> 00:44:36,304 ...the male members of the Sheen family we could put the state of lllinois on Pluto. 479 00:44:39,765 --> 00:44:42,351 I really don't think I can do this again so soon. 480 00:44:42,476 --> 00:44:43,811 Yes, you can. 481 00:44:46,230 --> 00:44:47,440 -Celeste? -What? 482 00:44:48,024 --> 00:44:49,316 Celeste, why me? 483 00:44:52,862 --> 00:44:54,655 Because you're sensitive... 484 00:44:55,322 --> 00:44:57,199 ...and you're an outsider... 485 00:44:57,616 --> 00:45:00,453 ...and you worked so hard to get through M.l.T.... 486 00:45:01,036 --> 00:45:04,123 ...and you have two Ph.D.'s and a delightful innocence. 487 00:45:04,582 --> 00:45:06,876 Just all the qualities of a dreamer. 488 00:45:09,210 --> 00:45:12,380 I know you had some really bad luck five years ago when... 489 00:45:12,505 --> 00:45:15,466 ...your wife died and left you with a daughter, Jessie, 13. 490 00:45:16,217 --> 00:45:17,969 That's who the short person was. 491 00:45:18,094 --> 00:45:20,930 Wait a minute. Where'd you get all those details? 492 00:45:22,724 --> 00:45:24,642 I can read it. In your eyes. 493 00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:06,891 That's kid's stuff. 494 00:46:09,394 --> 00:46:10,728 This is no help. 495 00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:33,685 Whiteside, I'm here to spend Christmas with you. 496 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:35,812 I think. 497 00:47:35,979 --> 00:47:37,522 I may stay a month... 498 00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:39,856 ...or I may leave immediately. 499 00:47:40,023 --> 00:47:43,068 I don't know. Things are so uncertain. 500 00:47:43,485 --> 00:47:45,779 "Did you ever have the feeling you wanted to go 501 00:47:45,904 --> 00:47:48,198 "And still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 502 00:47:48,323 --> 00:47:52,411 "You knew it was right, wasn't wrong still you knew you wouldn't be very long 503 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,788 "It's tough to have the feeling you wanted to go 504 00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:58,166 "Still have the feeling that you wanted to stay, start to go 505 00:47:58,291 --> 00:48:01,503 "Change your mind start and go again But changed your mind again 506 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:03,463 "Did you ever have the feeling you wanted to go 507 00:48:03,588 --> 00:48:05,715 "Still have the feeling you wanted to stay 508 00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,926 "Do Re Mi Fa So La Si Do 509 00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,261 "I go 510 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:14,516 -"I'll stay" -Shut up you reform school fugitive. 511 00:48:15,850 --> 00:48:18,812 Whiteside, I love ya. I love ya. 512 00:48:43,585 --> 00:48:45,754 Dave, bon appétit. 513 00:49:00,185 --> 00:49:03,271 Dave, how are you and your 1,000 fleas this morning? 514 00:49:11,279 --> 00:49:12,531 Are you okay? 515 00:49:13,073 --> 00:49:14,282 Yes, I'm okay. 516 00:49:16,785 --> 00:49:20,913 Jessie, Celeste. Celeste, my daughter, Jessie. 517 00:49:21,914 --> 00:49:22,873 I know. 518 00:49:23,749 --> 00:49:25,084 You stayed here? 519 00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:27,378 Just overnight. 520 00:49:28,587 --> 00:49:29,672 But dad... 521 00:49:30,756 --> 00:49:32,216 ...that's fabulous. 522 00:49:32,675 --> 00:49:33,801 I gotta go. 523 00:49:34,051 --> 00:49:35,719 Be true to your school. 524 00:49:39,306 --> 00:49:41,266 Happy short person. Daughter. 525 00:49:43,435 --> 00:49:45,354 Almost as happy as her old man. 526 00:49:45,479 --> 00:49:46,647 Who is that? 527 00:49:47,356 --> 00:49:48,232 Me. 528 00:49:49,608 --> 00:49:51,151 Yes, I am happy, too. 529 00:49:52,069 --> 00:49:53,153 I think.... 530 00:49:54,154 --> 00:49:54,947 Yes? 531 00:49:55,989 --> 00:49:58,534 Will I scare you if I tell you I love you? 532 00:49:58,700 --> 00:50:00,828 Not unless you hit me at the same time. 533 00:50:00,953 --> 00:50:01,829 I'm serious. 534 00:50:01,954 --> 00:50:03,080 So am l. 535 00:50:03,205 --> 00:50:05,541 Then let's go away. Let's go to San Francisco. 536 00:50:05,666 --> 00:50:08,835 -Or Vancouver? Or Anchorage? -No, I have to leave tonight. 537 00:50:08,961 --> 00:50:11,045 Leave? Where you going? 538 00:50:12,004 --> 00:50:12,838 Home. 539 00:50:13,422 --> 00:50:14,674 To the Netherlands? 540 00:50:14,799 --> 00:50:17,969 You can call it Holland now. I know what you mean. Yes. 541 00:50:21,222 --> 00:50:22,932 When are you going to be back? 542 00:50:23,057 --> 00:50:24,809 No, I'm never coming back. 543 00:50:29,939 --> 00:50:34,026 Never coming back? Why? Why can't you ever come back? 544 00:50:34,652 --> 00:50:36,070 -Well l-- -Celeste. 545 00:50:36,195 --> 00:50:39,448 I hate to sound desperate, but this news makes me sound desperate. 546 00:50:39,573 --> 00:50:42,368 I'm desperate. Celeste, I know this is sudden... 547 00:50:42,493 --> 00:50:45,746 ...but you're the most incredible thing that's ever happened to me. 548 00:50:45,871 --> 00:50:49,333 I look in your face and I can't believe what I feel for you. 549 00:50:50,042 --> 00:50:54,546 I'm hopelessly, insanely, out of my mind in love with you. I can't let you go. 550 00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:56,965 Walk out of my life. I mean, I can't. 551 00:50:57,091 --> 00:50:59,885 Not now, not ever. Without you there is no life. 552 00:51:00,343 --> 00:51:01,135 And? 553 00:51:01,886 --> 00:51:03,304 Will you marry me? 554 00:51:04,305 --> 00:51:05,223 Marry you? 555 00:51:05,348 --> 00:51:06,557 Yes. Please. 556 00:51:08,267 --> 00:51:10,186 This is a strange development. 557 00:51:10,436 --> 00:51:12,313 I know it's sudden and quick and all. 558 00:51:12,438 --> 00:51:15,233 Not if you consider I've been waiting five years for you. 559 00:51:15,358 --> 00:51:18,653 You see, before I met you all I could think about was science. 560 00:51:18,819 --> 00:51:22,198 Now I can't even think about that anymore. All I care about is you. 561 00:51:22,323 --> 00:51:24,367 Your eyes, your skin, your hair, your face. 562 00:51:24,492 --> 00:51:28,037 Do you think you could think about science if we got married? 563 00:51:29,789 --> 00:51:33,959 If only I knew you were going to be with me and you weren't going anywhere. 564 00:51:36,045 --> 00:51:39,465 I know it's kinda sudden and everything, so I'll tell you what. 565 00:51:39,590 --> 00:51:42,551 Why don't you take a short walk and think about it? 566 00:51:43,385 --> 00:51:45,096 Okay, I'll think it over. 567 00:51:49,391 --> 00:51:51,851 You're not going out like that, are you? 568 00:51:52,477 --> 00:51:54,103 No. Of course not. 569 00:52:03,071 --> 00:52:05,990 She's an original. She's gotta say yes. 570 00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:16,834 You said you'd prepare me for 24 hours, and here it's only been 12 hours. 571 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:19,879 You didn't tell me "spinach," you didn't tell me "kiss"... 572 00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:22,799 ...you didn't tell me "have sex," and what about "marry"? 573 00:52:22,924 --> 00:52:25,218 Do things always happen so fast on this planet? 574 00:52:25,343 --> 00:52:29,138 I don't think so. You can't walk down the street looking like this. 575 00:52:29,597 --> 00:52:31,724 Yes, I can. I know how this planet works. 576 00:52:31,849 --> 00:52:34,685 They'll think I'm starting some kind of trend or something. 577 00:52:34,810 --> 00:52:39,023 I want you to contact the Council and I want them here, I want them here now! 578 00:52:53,745 --> 00:52:54,579 Why here? 579 00:52:54,704 --> 00:52:58,333 They said they needed an open field. I found it in the phone book. 580 00:52:58,792 --> 00:53:01,461 What goes on here? Is it Christians and lions? 581 00:53:01,878 --> 00:53:03,296 Wrong time frame. 582 00:53:09,010 --> 00:53:12,347 -Where is the transmission? -We're making progress, sir. 583 00:53:12,472 --> 00:53:15,683 Our gravity has increased threefold! 584 00:53:16,267 --> 00:53:18,561 Does the subject suspect who you are? 585 00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:21,230 -No. -Does the girl? 586 00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:27,487 She saw Celeste put magazines into me and a dress come out. 587 00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:28,863 Kill her! 588 00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:35,160 Don't worry. She's nothing. Short, inexperienced, just a daughter. 589 00:53:36,036 --> 00:53:38,455 -But we do have one problem. -Yes? 590 00:53:39,498 --> 00:53:42,959 The subject says he will be unable to think about science... 591 00:53:43,543 --> 00:53:45,253 ...unless he marries me! 592 00:53:46,254 --> 00:53:47,631 Well, marry him! 593 00:53:49,090 --> 00:53:51,134 But we don't know what "marry" is. 594 00:53:53,511 --> 00:53:54,804 One moment. 595 00:54:03,188 --> 00:54:05,899 Yes, the Mondschein 40 says marriage is this: 596 00:54:06,358 --> 00:54:09,652 "He goes off to fight the Turks, and you put on a lock. " 597 00:54:14,824 --> 00:54:18,161 Yes. Wrong century. Marriage is this: 598 00:54:18,578 --> 00:54:21,747 "You cook and clean and bring him martinis. " 599 00:54:22,539 --> 00:54:24,917 Wrong again? This is ridiculous. 600 00:54:28,295 --> 00:54:30,547 Yes, wrong decade. Too old fashioned. 601 00:54:32,007 --> 00:54:35,427 "The modern marriage: There are no rules or responsibilities. 602 00:54:35,510 --> 00:54:39,056 "But if he does something wrong, you can set him on fire while he sleeps. 603 00:54:39,139 --> 00:54:42,768 "And go on a talk show where everyone will forgive you and love you. " 604 00:54:42,851 --> 00:54:45,937 There's only one drawback, you'll have to have more sex. 605 00:54:46,229 --> 00:54:47,439 I'll do it. 606 00:54:47,522 --> 00:54:48,899 Immediately. 607 00:54:49,858 --> 00:54:55,071 Yes, sir. I know tomorrow's the last day the reflectors are in line for 19 months. 608 00:54:55,906 --> 00:54:57,574 What if there is no lightning? 609 00:54:57,657 --> 00:54:59,326 We will provide the lightning. 610 00:54:59,409 --> 00:55:03,663 Just keep that man fed and keep his feet clean. 611 00:55:04,497 --> 00:55:05,457 You're fading. 612 00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:09,336 Yes, I know, it's our gravity. Now remember, you are our last hope. 613 00:55:09,544 --> 00:55:13,464 If we don't get that transmission from him, our planet is doomed. 614 00:55:16,884 --> 00:55:18,093 Yes, sir. 615 00:55:23,182 --> 00:55:27,102 But daddy, this is so quick. I mean, you only met her last night. 616 00:55:27,186 --> 00:55:29,271 It was the same with your mother. 617 00:55:29,354 --> 00:55:33,317 -At least with mom you waited a week. -Your mother and I knew on the first night. 618 00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:35,944 Are you crazy? You don't know a thing about her. 619 00:55:36,028 --> 00:55:39,823 -I know all I need to know. -I've already gone through this, Uncle Ron. 620 00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:41,533 She's after your money! 621 00:55:41,617 --> 00:55:45,454 Ron, I don't even have a ball of lint and a lead slug to rub together. 622 00:55:45,537 --> 00:55:47,247 She's got a trust fund. 623 00:55:47,414 --> 00:55:48,999 She has a trust fund? 624 00:55:51,460 --> 00:55:54,671 You know, I don't get it. Why does this happen to you? 625 00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:58,633 I know! Citizenship! She wants citizenship. 626 00:55:58,717 --> 00:56:02,261 She wants to take jobs away from Americans and give 'em to Dutch people! 627 00:56:02,344 --> 00:56:04,221 Yeah, that's why she's here. 628 00:56:05,181 --> 00:56:06,640 But it's so unfair. 629 00:56:06,891 --> 00:56:08,726 I mean, you know.... 630 00:56:09,101 --> 00:56:12,688 It's my own brother marrying the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 631 00:56:12,771 --> 00:56:14,607 And he met her at my apartment. 632 00:56:15,649 --> 00:56:17,693 Ron, I appreciate your concern. 633 00:56:17,902 --> 00:56:19,653 This is something I really want. 634 00:56:19,737 --> 00:56:23,365 Haven't you wanted something so much that nothing else mattered? 635 00:56:23,574 --> 00:56:25,618 It's your wedding, I'm gonna tell you. 636 00:56:25,701 --> 00:56:29,121 There's only one woman in the world that I will ever marry. 637 00:56:31,373 --> 00:56:33,334 Princess Stephanie of Monaco. 638 00:56:34,001 --> 00:56:35,002 Really? 639 00:56:35,794 --> 00:56:39,590 I never knew you had a thing for her. What makes her the lucky lady? 640 00:56:40,132 --> 00:56:42,885 Because she's the most perfect woman in the world. 641 00:56:42,968 --> 00:56:44,762 She'd have nothing to do with me. 642 00:56:44,845 --> 00:56:48,432 Ron, brush up on your French lessons and your tennis, maybe it'll happen. 643 00:56:48,515 --> 00:56:52,602 But right now I'm going to marry my Princess Stephanie. So wish me luck. 644 00:56:53,227 --> 00:56:55,396 You've had too much luck already. 645 00:56:58,524 --> 00:57:01,319 Where did she get a wedding dress on two hours notice? 646 00:57:01,402 --> 00:57:04,739 Does she just carry one around with her, in case of emergencies? 647 00:57:04,822 --> 00:57:08,409 I hope so. Now would you go downstairs and please be best man? 648 00:57:09,535 --> 00:57:12,580 -Uncle Ron, go! -You wanna see my date? She's 6 foot 2. 649 00:57:16,292 --> 00:57:17,209 Okay. 650 00:57:18,377 --> 00:57:20,379 Go and tell Celeste it's time. 651 00:57:29,221 --> 00:57:31,056 I'll have to leave you on the chair. 652 00:57:31,140 --> 00:57:32,600 Can't you wear me? 653 00:57:32,892 --> 00:57:34,643 No, I'd look too strange. 654 00:57:35,102 --> 00:57:36,353 I'm so hungry. 655 00:57:36,437 --> 00:57:38,981 Good thing we stopped at the hardware store. 656 00:57:39,732 --> 00:57:43,276 D-cells. Primitive, but nutritious. 657 00:58:03,463 --> 00:58:05,173 -Dad, she ate batteries! -What? 658 00:58:05,256 --> 00:58:08,551 She took three "D" batteries out of a paper bag and ate them. 659 00:58:08,634 --> 00:58:10,970 She flattened them like a Tootsie Roll wrapper. 660 00:58:11,053 --> 00:58:14,432 And she was talking to someone who wasn't even in the room. 661 00:58:17,101 --> 00:58:19,395 I love you more than anyone else in the world. 662 00:58:19,478 --> 00:58:23,316 -Nothing's going to come between us. -Daddy, she ate batteries. 663 00:58:24,233 --> 00:58:26,819 Jessie, I want you to stop this right now. 664 00:59:46,271 --> 00:59:48,064 Back off, Alpo breath. 665 01:00:17,551 --> 01:00:19,011 Dearly beloved.... 666 01:00:19,886 --> 01:00:22,848 Sit! Roll over! Play dead! 667 01:00:24,015 --> 01:00:29,146 I've only known Celeste for eight minutes, but I can tell she has love for Steve... 668 01:00:29,771 --> 01:00:32,149 ...who I've also known for eight minutes. 669 01:00:32,357 --> 01:00:34,609 You're digging your own grave, Fido. 670 01:00:34,901 --> 01:00:37,070 And do you Celeste van Martin... 671 01:00:37,445 --> 01:00:38,989 ...take Steven Mills... 672 01:00:39,322 --> 01:00:42,450 ...to be your lawfully wedded husband? In sickness.... 673 01:00:47,872 --> 01:00:51,251 For richer and or poorer, till death do you part? 674 01:00:51,918 --> 01:00:54,379 -I do. -I now pronounce you man and wife. 675 01:01:07,808 --> 01:01:10,894 "I'm looking over my dead dog Rover" 676 01:01:10,978 --> 01:01:13,897 -Get that dog down! -You left me alone again! 677 01:01:13,981 --> 01:01:15,607 I was getting married! 678 01:01:16,275 --> 01:01:17,276 Honey! 679 01:01:17,985 --> 01:01:19,236 What happened? 680 01:01:19,778 --> 01:01:23,699 Maybe it's a Dutch custom. They say "I do," bolt for the lawn and start digging. 681 01:01:23,824 --> 01:01:25,784 Maybe she's planting tulip bulbs. 682 01:01:25,867 --> 01:01:29,371 Honey, how on earth did Dave get up there! Look! 683 01:01:29,496 --> 01:01:31,123 Dave! Don't move! 684 01:01:32,624 --> 01:01:34,751 Volunteers! Jeff, Woody! 685 01:01:42,300 --> 01:01:44,427 May I be the first to kiss the bride? 686 01:01:44,553 --> 01:01:45,554 Sure. 687 01:01:54,937 --> 01:01:56,188 I got him! 688 01:02:41,900 --> 01:02:43,693 Where'd you get this dress? 689 01:02:45,569 --> 01:02:48,114 It's him! Quick, dad, the brush! 690 01:02:48,531 --> 01:02:51,158 I'm coming. Here it is. I've got it here. 691 01:02:51,492 --> 01:02:52,868 The brush. 692 01:02:53,327 --> 01:02:54,870 Okay. Easy. 693 01:03:01,961 --> 01:03:03,420 My God, you look beautiful. 694 01:03:03,504 --> 01:03:05,631 Thanks, dad. I hope he likes me. 695 01:03:06,298 --> 01:03:07,841 I hope you like him. 696 01:03:13,931 --> 01:03:15,891 Hi. I'm Fred. The date. 697 01:03:16,350 --> 01:03:18,060 These are for you, doll. 698 01:03:19,228 --> 01:03:20,479 Thank you. 699 01:03:21,313 --> 01:03:23,023 I'm Steve, Jessie's dad. 700 01:03:23,649 --> 01:03:25,609 -This is Mrs. Mills. -Nice to meet you. 701 01:03:25,693 --> 01:03:26,944 Mouth jewellery. 702 01:03:31,532 --> 01:03:32,907 Right, my braces. 703 01:03:33,074 --> 01:03:35,034 My wife's from Holland, so.... 704 01:03:37,411 --> 01:03:39,121 You wore flats. Great. 705 01:03:43,209 --> 01:03:44,585 Have a great time. 706 01:03:44,710 --> 01:03:46,587 She'll be safe with me, sir. 707 01:03:49,257 --> 01:03:50,091 Bye. 708 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,843 Did that kid look shifty to you? 709 01:03:53,010 --> 01:03:55,054 Hadn't you better get back to work now? 710 01:03:55,137 --> 01:03:58,140 What? You gotta be kidding, on our wedding night? 711 01:04:00,142 --> 01:04:02,478 I don't think so. 712 01:04:07,566 --> 01:04:08,943 God, I love you! 713 01:04:24,207 --> 01:04:26,209 -Hello. -Lucas Budlong, please. 714 01:04:27,418 --> 01:04:28,628 It's for you. 715 01:04:33,383 --> 01:04:34,300 Hello. 716 01:04:34,592 --> 01:04:36,386 -Budlong, is that you? -Yes. 717 01:04:36,719 --> 01:04:38,179 This is Carl Sagan. 718 01:04:38,429 --> 01:04:39,639 Carl Sagan? 719 01:04:42,725 --> 01:04:43,810 It's Carl Sagan. 720 01:04:43,935 --> 01:04:47,772 I'm assigned to the President's Committee on Extraterrestrials... 721 01:04:47,980 --> 01:04:50,900 ...the Most Important None More Secret Committee. 722 01:04:51,275 --> 01:04:52,985 No, I didn't know that. 723 01:04:53,361 --> 01:04:56,697 Of course. And he has personally authorised me to instruct you... 724 01:04:56,822 --> 01:05:00,743 ...to put Dr. Steve Mills back to work at Haddonkirk Laboratories tomorrow. 725 01:05:00,868 --> 01:05:03,871 -Mills? But he almost blew the place-- -Shut up, Budlong. 726 01:05:03,996 --> 01:05:04,956 No arguments. 727 01:05:05,081 --> 01:05:08,584 We can't afford to waste billions and billions of dollars. 728 01:05:09,293 --> 01:05:11,045 Have I made myself clear, Meathead? 729 01:05:11,253 --> 01:05:12,338 Yes. I.... 730 01:05:13,338 --> 01:05:15,715 -And how's Skippy? -She's fine. 731 01:05:16,174 --> 01:05:17,967 Tell her I asked after her. 732 01:05:18,635 --> 01:05:20,595 A beautiful, desirable woman. 733 01:05:21,012 --> 01:05:22,055 Yes, sir. 734 01:05:24,349 --> 01:05:25,809 Who is Carl Sagan? 735 01:05:29,771 --> 01:05:30,730 Bravo, Bag. 736 01:05:30,855 --> 01:05:33,691 Now we've got to get Dr. Steve something to eat. 737 01:05:33,775 --> 01:05:36,819 You're right. He should have no excuses not to work. 738 01:05:57,924 --> 01:05:59,509 Hands on the wheel! 739 01:06:33,083 --> 01:06:34,626 That's what we need. 740 01:07:17,459 --> 01:07:19,377 $416.80. 741 01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:28,470 What's this? 742 01:07:29,095 --> 01:07:30,138 It's a diamond. 743 01:07:30,222 --> 01:07:34,184 I'm sorry, we don't take diamonds at this branch. Money only. 744 01:07:44,193 --> 01:07:46,362 Haven't you got anything smaller? 745 01:08:03,629 --> 01:08:04,796 What did I just do? 746 01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:09,134 It's called a sneeze. From the flour. But only humans are supposed to do it. 747 01:08:09,217 --> 01:08:10,844 What did it feel like? 748 01:08:13,805 --> 01:08:14,973 Very funny. 749 01:08:15,515 --> 01:08:18,560 Very good. Very liberating. 750 01:08:21,563 --> 01:08:23,148 This is my house. 751 01:08:24,566 --> 01:08:27,944 I actually had a good time. Maybe we can do it again sometime. 752 01:08:28,028 --> 01:08:30,280 Maybe next time we can even dance. 753 01:08:31,406 --> 01:08:33,074 -I am starving. -Okay. 754 01:08:53,969 --> 01:08:55,512 Just what I needed. 755 01:09:01,602 --> 01:09:03,604 I could have a banquet down this block. 756 01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:05,272 We've got work to do. 757 01:09:05,814 --> 01:09:06,982 All right. 758 01:09:36,510 --> 01:09:38,512 Did you see Uncle Ron's new invention? 759 01:09:38,596 --> 01:09:42,266 It's an all-snap shirt where the snaps look like buttons. Great? 760 01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,060 Except they rust in the wash. 761 01:09:46,604 --> 01:09:48,647 -Good morning, dear. -Good morning. 762 01:09:48,731 --> 01:09:52,318 -I made you breakfast, my family. -So that's what you've been up to? 763 01:09:52,401 --> 01:09:53,736 Did you sleep well? 764 01:09:54,695 --> 01:09:55,529 Yes. 765 01:09:55,613 --> 01:09:56,739 Did you? 766 01:10:02,286 --> 01:10:03,329 Hello. 767 01:10:04,538 --> 01:10:05,748 Dr. Budlong. 768 01:10:06,248 --> 01:10:07,458 How are you? 769 01:10:08,208 --> 01:10:09,626 Fine. Thank you. 770 01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:13,964 No, I don't know Dr. Sagan personally. 771 01:10:15,757 --> 01:10:18,426 The President's Most Secret None More Secret? 772 01:10:26,976 --> 01:10:28,686 I've been thinking, too. 773 01:10:28,936 --> 01:10:31,856 About the explosion and the damage and everything. 774 01:10:33,191 --> 01:10:36,736 Really? You mean it? 775 01:10:37,445 --> 01:10:39,030 When can I start back? 776 01:10:40,615 --> 01:10:43,075 No, not today. Today's my honeymoon. 777 01:10:45,161 --> 01:10:46,412 A foreign gal. 778 01:10:46,662 --> 01:10:48,247 She's a head-spinner. 779 01:10:50,750 --> 01:10:51,751 Fine. 780 01:10:55,171 --> 01:10:59,383 Thank you. Surely you and Skippy must remember from your own experience. 781 01:11:00,176 --> 01:11:03,262 This is Mrs. Mills. lgnore my husband on anything but science. 782 01:11:03,345 --> 01:11:06,139 He'll be there in 15 minutes. Maybe less. Yes, bye. 783 01:11:06,389 --> 01:11:10,185 Sweetie, wait a minute. I don't wanna go to work today. It's our honeymoon. 784 01:11:10,268 --> 01:11:12,061 I wanna clean the place up for you. 785 01:11:12,145 --> 01:11:14,022 I'll clean the house so you don't see a dust. 786 01:11:14,105 --> 01:11:16,774 I'm Dutch. Did you ever see a dirty street in Hague? 787 01:11:16,858 --> 01:11:18,484 We are ready to clean. 788 01:11:19,193 --> 01:11:22,739 Great, let's do it together. And we can watch my Durante tapes. 789 01:11:22,822 --> 01:11:25,408 Let's put an end to this silly argument right now. 790 01:11:25,491 --> 01:11:27,994 I'll arm-wrestle you for it. Winner cleans. 791 01:11:28,077 --> 01:11:30,288 You sure you really want to do this? 792 01:11:30,371 --> 01:11:31,414 Come on. 793 01:11:33,040 --> 01:11:37,670 One, two, three. Okay, lady wins. Now let's eat right up and get to work. 794 01:11:39,130 --> 01:11:41,591 That's quite a forearm you've got there. 795 01:11:41,674 --> 01:11:43,134 And remember the thrust. 796 01:11:43,217 --> 01:11:46,804 Four hundred megawatts and lightning isn't enough to go extragalactic. 797 01:11:49,015 --> 01:11:52,101 -What's this? -Your martini. Would you like one, dear? 798 01:11:52,184 --> 01:11:53,436 No, thank you. 799 01:11:58,023 --> 01:12:00,859 And finally your turkey. 800 01:12:02,152 --> 01:12:03,403 Dig right in. 801 01:12:03,528 --> 01:12:07,907 Eat fast, solve all your problems, and fulfil yourself. I'll make the beds. 802 01:12:13,204 --> 01:12:14,247 Quite a spread. 803 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:17,041 Daddy, don't you think this is pretty strange? 804 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:19,502 Your stepmother's just full of surprises. 805 01:12:19,586 --> 01:12:21,129 I know how happy you are... 806 01:12:21,212 --> 01:12:25,174 ...and I wouldn't do anything in the world to get in the way of that happiness. 807 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,886 -But last night, after my date-- -Your date? 808 01:12:28,052 --> 01:12:29,345 How'd your date go? 809 01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:32,640 Fine, but Dad, I saw her drink the battery juice from your Honda. 810 01:12:32,724 --> 01:12:33,474 Jessie! 811 01:12:33,558 --> 01:12:37,395 Not only that, I saw her lift a burning hot pan with her bare hands! 812 01:12:38,062 --> 01:12:40,648 Now I wish I didn't have to go to the lab. 813 01:12:40,982 --> 01:12:42,442 -Your new mother-- -Stepmother! 814 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:44,777 Stepmother loves you very much. 815 01:12:44,860 --> 01:12:47,362 She's concerned that she won't fit in around here. 816 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,197 She knows there'll be problems-- 817 01:12:49,281 --> 01:12:53,493 Dad, if the car won't start, will you at least give me the benefit of the doubt? 818 01:13:02,252 --> 01:13:05,130 Nothing happened, Jess. You must have dreamed it. 819 01:13:12,178 --> 01:13:14,055 -Bye. -Not you. 820 01:13:15,473 --> 01:13:17,642 We do the rest of the house in 14 seconds. 821 01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:20,979 Then Council provides the lightning. He does the transmission... 822 01:13:21,062 --> 01:13:23,481 ...and we head the 92 light years home. 823 01:13:38,453 --> 01:13:40,289 Setty Lab. This is Mills. 824 01:13:40,581 --> 01:13:43,417 Dad, come home right away. The house is on fire. 825 01:13:47,212 --> 01:13:50,299 You can't leave now! What if we get rain? 826 01:13:52,551 --> 01:13:53,385 Jessie! 827 01:13:54,761 --> 01:13:55,887 Stay away from me. 828 01:13:55,971 --> 01:13:57,848 No, it's not what you think. 829 01:14:06,148 --> 01:14:07,566 You are an alien! 830 01:14:16,741 --> 01:14:17,909 Oh, my God! 831 01:14:24,416 --> 01:14:25,666 And you! 832 01:14:27,001 --> 01:14:28,502 Quiet! 833 01:14:32,589 --> 01:14:34,508 -Bag, let her down! -Not yet. 834 01:14:34,758 --> 01:14:36,176 What do you want? 835 01:14:36,427 --> 01:14:38,554 We're from Co-sign into the Eighth. 836 01:14:38,637 --> 01:14:41,557 Ninety-two light years and two solar systems away. 837 01:14:42,224 --> 01:14:46,103 Your father penetrated our atmosphere with a radar beam nine days ago. 838 01:14:47,312 --> 01:14:50,482 We must duplicate that transmission in 12 hours... 839 01:14:51,149 --> 01:14:53,694 ...or our civilisation will be destroyed. 840 01:14:53,861 --> 01:14:57,489 Is that why you're here? But he doesn't know how he did it! 841 01:14:57,948 --> 01:15:00,284 -We assume that's a lie. -No, it's not. 842 01:15:01,034 --> 01:15:04,204 You should know him well enough to know he doesn't lie. 843 01:15:04,913 --> 01:15:08,041 Could that be the truth? Could it be it was just an accident? 844 01:15:08,125 --> 01:15:10,961 No! The teenager is lying, too. 845 01:15:11,795 --> 01:15:13,588 No, I don't think so. 846 01:15:14,047 --> 01:15:16,674 We have to find out or we'll never be able to leave. 847 01:15:16,757 --> 01:15:19,343 Leave? But what about my father? 848 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:23,681 He loves you. For the first time in five years he loves someone. 849 01:15:24,140 --> 01:15:27,226 You're gonna kill that in him. He'll never recover. 850 01:15:27,351 --> 01:15:30,354 Celeste doesn't care. Right, Celeste? 851 01:15:31,021 --> 01:15:32,314 Right, Celeste? 852 01:15:33,107 --> 01:15:34,149 Right. 853 01:15:36,819 --> 01:15:39,154 If you don't say anything, we'll let you down. 854 01:15:39,238 --> 01:15:40,489 No, we won't! 855 01:15:40,906 --> 01:15:42,908 I'm in charge of this mission. 856 01:15:43,617 --> 01:15:45,995 Will you not tell your father until we've gone? 857 01:15:46,078 --> 01:15:48,163 Yes, just don't hurt him. 858 01:15:53,961 --> 01:15:55,379 -Let her down. -Celeste! 859 01:15:55,462 --> 01:15:56,922 Let her down! 860 01:15:59,633 --> 01:16:01,593 That wasn't necessary. 861 01:16:05,596 --> 01:16:07,431 Give the dog back his bark. 862 01:16:07,807 --> 01:16:09,934 Celeste, your attitude sucks. 863 01:16:13,938 --> 01:16:16,357 -Ciao, baby. -What's this about a fire? 864 01:16:18,109 --> 01:16:19,068 Daddy! 865 01:16:19,151 --> 01:16:21,320 You said there was a fire! What's going on? 866 01:16:21,404 --> 01:16:23,739 I had to say there was a fire. What was I to say? 867 01:16:23,823 --> 01:16:25,825 "The living room's spotless, come home." 868 01:16:25,908 --> 01:16:27,827 Why did you call me? Why did you lie? 869 01:16:27,910 --> 01:16:31,539 I had to. Daddy, you married a person from another planet. 870 01:16:31,622 --> 01:16:33,374 Celeste doesn't come from Holland. 871 01:16:33,457 --> 01:16:37,086 She comes from a place 92 light years and two solar systems away. 872 01:16:37,253 --> 01:16:39,463 Not again. You're going in for counselling. 873 01:16:39,547 --> 01:16:43,759 She does. She took away Dave's bark and put me on the ceiling for ten minutes. 874 01:16:45,886 --> 01:16:48,097 Celeste is not from another planet. 875 01:16:49,014 --> 01:16:51,100 Your stepmother is not an alien. 876 01:16:52,101 --> 01:16:55,728 I mean, please, this is a fantasy. Don't you think I know aliens? 877 01:16:56,354 --> 01:16:58,106 It's my business to know. 878 01:16:58,272 --> 01:17:00,358 Why do we never see her eat or sleep? 879 01:17:00,441 --> 01:17:04,070 And how come we suddenly get a new living room in one afternoon? 880 01:17:04,946 --> 01:17:07,532 And inside that bag there's a horrible eye. 881 01:17:08,783 --> 01:17:11,744 Just like why my car wouldn't start this morning? 882 01:17:11,953 --> 01:17:13,621 Just look inside. 883 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:20,795 I come home from the lab to look in a purse. 884 01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:27,260 Lipstick. Passion pink. 885 01:17:29,512 --> 01:17:32,181 Mascara. Unusual for a purse, isn't it? 886 01:17:33,349 --> 01:17:36,477 Q-tips. An eye! 887 01:17:36,644 --> 01:17:38,396 Jessie, there's no eye in here. 888 01:17:38,479 --> 01:17:41,440 She made it disappear. There was one in there. 889 01:17:41,816 --> 01:17:44,735 And she did lift up the bacon without a potholder. 890 01:17:45,236 --> 01:17:47,904 And what about all that food she cooked for breakfast? 891 01:17:47,987 --> 01:17:50,365 You don't have an answer and you won't believe me. 892 01:17:50,448 --> 01:17:54,410 And she's gonna be gone in 12 hours, and why won't you listen to me? 893 01:17:54,619 --> 01:17:57,163 Now, honey, come on. Jessie, come here. 894 01:18:00,124 --> 01:18:02,043 Jessie, where are you going? 895 01:18:06,339 --> 01:18:08,049 Come back here, Jessie. 896 01:18:09,884 --> 01:18:11,052 Get off the street! 897 01:18:12,178 --> 01:18:15,390 Jessie, you bring that bike back here now! Hey, come on. 898 01:18:17,183 --> 01:18:18,726 -Stop! -What's wrong? 899 01:18:21,854 --> 01:18:23,022 Come on! 900 01:18:49,506 --> 01:18:52,342 I'm sorry, I didn't see her. Is she all right? 901 01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,260 She's okay. 902 01:18:54,511 --> 01:18:55,929 I didn't see her. 903 01:18:56,096 --> 01:18:57,389 It's all right. 904 01:19:06,731 --> 01:19:09,150 You gave yourself away to save my life. 905 01:19:27,626 --> 01:19:29,127 I'll be right back. 906 01:19:47,270 --> 01:19:49,022 Do you really have to go? 907 01:19:51,358 --> 01:19:53,693 It's the same on both our planets. 908 01:19:54,778 --> 01:19:57,864 Just when you get to know someone they have to leave. 909 01:19:58,531 --> 01:20:02,661 My mom, I mean, my first mom, had to leave, too. 910 01:20:04,162 --> 01:20:08,541 I know you have to go. This isn't your home. I understand that. 911 01:20:12,379 --> 01:20:14,589 Can you at least wait till morning? 912 01:20:16,965 --> 01:20:18,008 I'll try. 913 01:20:54,086 --> 01:20:55,796 Where's your spaceship? 914 01:20:57,881 --> 01:20:59,591 Behind your moon, Steve. 915 01:21:00,008 --> 01:21:01,343 What do you do up there? 916 01:21:01,426 --> 01:21:05,013 Meditate? Plan how to break hearts? If you know what they are. 917 01:21:08,599 --> 01:21:11,894 We are where you will be in 55 centuries. If you make it. 918 01:21:12,978 --> 01:21:15,314 I'm 1,296 years old. 919 01:21:17,524 --> 01:21:20,110 We reproduce by synthesis in a petri dish. 920 01:21:21,278 --> 01:21:25,657 We use 104 percent of our brain capacity as opposed to your 36 percent. 921 01:21:27,910 --> 01:21:30,454 Our lives are spent in perfect harmony... 922 01:21:30,871 --> 01:21:35,542 ...improving our civilisation with none of the erratic highs and lows you have here. 923 01:21:35,834 --> 01:21:38,003 I see. Sort of like Switzerland. 924 01:21:39,546 --> 01:21:41,465 Why do you reproduce in a petri dish? 925 01:21:41,548 --> 01:21:44,259 We learned that sex was inefficient and messy. 926 01:21:44,343 --> 01:21:46,678 So you got rid of it, just like that? 927 01:21:47,220 --> 01:21:49,932 I must admit, we were a little hasty on that one. 928 01:21:50,015 --> 01:21:53,352 You mean I married a virgin? Mother would be proud. 929 01:21:56,937 --> 01:21:59,607 Don't you ever do stuff like go on vacation? 930 01:21:59,857 --> 01:22:01,025 Sure we do. 931 01:22:01,275 --> 01:22:02,860 What do you do on vacation? 932 01:22:02,943 --> 01:22:03,903 Math. 933 01:22:05,196 --> 01:22:07,031 What do you do to have fun? 934 01:22:07,740 --> 01:22:08,783 Graphs. 935 01:22:11,827 --> 01:22:14,497 We go to warm places together and hold hands. 936 01:22:18,334 --> 01:22:20,419 It's too bad you don't eat food. 937 01:22:20,502 --> 01:22:23,172 You might find it could be quite pleasurable. 938 01:22:23,714 --> 01:22:25,299 You get pleasure out of food? 939 01:22:25,382 --> 01:22:26,967 -Here. -No, thank you. 940 01:22:27,217 --> 01:22:29,970 If you want my secrets you'll eat my sandwich. 941 01:22:36,185 --> 01:22:37,394 Chew! 942 01:22:51,949 --> 01:22:54,660 This is fun. What is it? 943 01:22:57,538 --> 01:22:59,624 Ham and cheese on rye with mayo. 944 01:23:00,958 --> 01:23:04,712 And I love the way it feels against the roof of my mouth... 945 01:23:05,254 --> 01:23:07,256 ...and the sides of my tongue. 946 01:23:07,423 --> 01:23:08,841 This is fun. 947 01:23:09,467 --> 01:23:10,968 Here, wash it down. 948 01:23:18,976 --> 01:23:20,728 This makes me smile, too. 949 01:23:22,396 --> 01:23:24,106 Seagram's Scotch Whiskey. 950 01:23:28,235 --> 01:23:29,236 Celeste? 951 01:23:30,362 --> 01:23:31,947 Did you ever like me? 952 01:23:33,657 --> 01:23:37,160 Steve, of course I did. I do. 953 01:23:37,744 --> 01:23:39,454 It wasn't just physics? 954 01:23:40,371 --> 01:23:44,709 No. If I were an Earth person I would do exactly what we did. 955 01:23:45,335 --> 01:23:49,255 -It might have taken a little longer, but-- -Then why can't you stay? 956 01:23:51,132 --> 01:23:52,383 I just can't. 957 01:23:52,550 --> 01:23:54,761 What if I never sent the transmission again? 958 01:23:54,844 --> 01:23:57,722 Then nobody would be able to use it against you ever. 959 01:23:58,723 --> 01:24:01,392 Unfortunately that's not the history of your planet. 960 01:24:01,476 --> 01:24:04,729 And if you don't do that transmission, my planet will die. 961 01:24:08,482 --> 01:24:10,193 -Are you mad at me? -Mad? 962 01:24:10,318 --> 01:24:14,238 I'm furious. I'm confused, I'm upset, I'm frustrated, I'm furious! 963 01:24:14,447 --> 01:24:17,783 You're everything I ever wanted in a human and an extraterrestrial. 964 01:24:17,867 --> 01:24:20,786 If I send the transmission, which I don't know how to do... 965 01:24:20,870 --> 01:24:22,580 ...and save your planet, I lose you. 966 01:24:22,663 --> 01:24:25,583 If I don't send it, you stay but I kill a whole planet. 967 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,543 But I'd make a lousy Earth person. 968 01:24:28,626 --> 01:24:31,296 I made way too much breakfast, and the dog hates me. 969 01:24:31,379 --> 01:24:34,257 The dog loves you. We all love you. 970 01:24:35,467 --> 01:24:38,344 Don't you see, that's why it's so hard. 971 01:24:39,762 --> 01:24:41,723 That's why I'm so torn apart. 972 01:24:42,765 --> 01:24:44,309 I feel like Durante. 973 01:24:48,062 --> 01:24:50,690 "Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go 974 01:24:50,773 --> 01:24:53,067 "Still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 975 01:24:53,192 --> 01:24:55,320 "Knew it was right wasn't wrong 976 01:24:55,445 --> 01:24:57,071 "Go stay, stay go" 977 01:24:58,531 --> 01:25:00,241 That's exactly how I feel. 978 01:25:00,575 --> 01:25:02,035 You know this song? 979 01:25:02,744 --> 01:25:05,204 I feel just like you and Durante. 980 01:25:06,039 --> 01:25:08,958 I don't wanna go, but I can't stay. 981 01:25:10,668 --> 01:25:12,211 I feel only one way. 982 01:25:13,254 --> 01:25:14,797 I want you to stay. 983 01:25:28,310 --> 01:25:31,479 Boy, talk about being tied to your work. 984 01:25:32,355 --> 01:25:35,859 I spend my whole career trying to prove there's life on other planets... 985 01:25:35,942 --> 01:25:37,902 ...and when I find it, I marry it. 986 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,285 Lightning. 987 01:25:46,745 --> 01:25:48,121 You shocked me. 988 01:25:49,748 --> 01:25:52,667 Static electricity. The metal in Ron's snaps. 989 01:25:59,299 --> 01:26:00,300 Snaps. 990 01:26:00,550 --> 01:26:01,759 Ron's buttons. 991 01:26:02,677 --> 01:26:04,637 The cage around the Klystron. 992 01:26:04,846 --> 01:26:07,056 That's the wild card! Come on. 993 01:26:11,393 --> 01:26:12,394 He knows. 994 01:26:13,729 --> 01:26:15,272 He's a true scientist. 995 01:26:15,355 --> 01:26:19,317 You realise, of course, as soon as we've made contact we'll have to leave. 996 01:26:21,528 --> 01:26:24,197 -I'm aware of that. -Right after we kill them. 997 01:26:24,364 --> 01:26:27,200 -Kill them? -Not just them. The whole thing. 998 01:26:27,284 --> 01:26:28,994 What do you call it? Earth. 999 01:26:29,077 --> 01:26:30,454 We're not killing anybody. 1000 01:26:30,579 --> 01:26:32,914 We'll get what we need and leave Earth as we found it. 1001 01:26:33,039 --> 01:26:35,250 I'm afraid not. We're wiping out everything. 1002 01:26:35,333 --> 01:26:40,171 People, land mass, water. The Council has told me to take care of it. 1003 01:26:40,297 --> 01:26:41,923 We're not going to do anything. 1004 01:26:42,048 --> 01:26:44,718 Eight minutes after he transmits that signal... 1005 01:26:44,801 --> 01:26:46,261 ...here's Earth! 1006 01:26:54,227 --> 01:26:56,479 Jessie, sweetie! It's time. 1007 01:26:57,147 --> 01:26:58,522 Come on, get up. 1008 01:27:08,073 --> 01:27:09,199 Be careful. 1009 01:27:44,234 --> 01:27:45,694 Ron, it's Celeste. 1010 01:27:46,987 --> 01:27:49,405 Celeste! It's Ron! 1011 01:27:50,072 --> 01:27:53,909 Ron, it's just not working out. Steve and I simply aren't compatible. 1012 01:27:54,034 --> 01:27:55,035 What? 1013 01:27:55,661 --> 01:27:58,789 Our physical relationship just isn't what it should be. 1014 01:27:59,331 --> 01:28:02,001 I need to talk to someone. I need to talk to you. 1015 01:28:03,711 --> 01:28:07,464 About your physical relationship? 1016 01:28:09,967 --> 01:28:13,595 Could you come to the lab, and we could discuss these matters of the flesh? 1017 01:28:13,721 --> 01:28:18,267 The flesh? Yes, sure. But, I mean, he's my brother. 1018 01:28:19,017 --> 01:28:21,603 But we don't need to tell Steve everything. 1019 01:28:23,480 --> 01:28:26,400 And Ron, would you mind doing me a little favour? 1020 01:28:27,151 --> 01:28:30,612 I left my purse in the bedroom at home. Bye. 1021 01:28:33,574 --> 01:28:36,743 This is terrible. What am I going to do? He's my own brother! 1022 01:28:36,827 --> 01:28:39,078 This is terrible. My own brother! 1023 01:28:40,246 --> 01:28:41,497 And yet. 1024 01:28:59,473 --> 01:29:02,643 Where've you been all day? This rain could stop at any minute. 1025 01:29:02,726 --> 01:29:05,271 Grady, we need a conductor. A conductor. 1026 01:29:07,273 --> 01:29:08,357 Solid tin. 1027 01:29:09,525 --> 01:29:11,860 Next year when they give out that Nobel Prize... 1028 01:29:11,944 --> 01:29:14,405 ...I'll be up there, and I'll tell them about-- 1029 01:29:14,488 --> 01:29:15,948 Steve, darling. 1030 01:29:25,040 --> 01:29:28,710 See what did it? Ronnie put his jacket on the chair and it had brass buttons. 1031 01:29:28,793 --> 01:29:30,169 It was a short circuit. 1032 01:29:30,253 --> 01:29:34,257 Electrical impulse bouncing between the Klystron and the fried buttons. 1033 01:29:34,340 --> 01:29:36,926 It threw the power way beyond 400 megawatts! 1034 01:29:40,847 --> 01:29:42,515 Telescope's all set, Dr. Mills. 1035 01:29:42,598 --> 01:29:45,434 You won't forget to tell Dr. Sagan how helpful I've been? 1036 01:29:45,518 --> 01:29:47,019 Carl Sagan? Sure. 1037 01:29:47,853 --> 01:29:49,814 Now all we need is the lightning. 1038 01:29:50,147 --> 01:29:52,483 Watch the monitors. That's where the action is. 1039 01:29:52,566 --> 01:29:54,235 All right, put these on. 1040 01:29:55,528 --> 01:29:56,779 Put those on. 1041 01:29:57,947 --> 01:29:59,407 Okay, set your attractors. 1042 01:29:59,490 --> 01:30:00,950 Set your attractors. 1043 01:30:02,076 --> 01:30:03,994 Steve, I have to talk to you. 1044 01:30:04,578 --> 01:30:05,538 Bag! 1045 01:30:05,705 --> 01:30:08,374 You've signed your own death warrant, sister! 1046 01:30:09,375 --> 01:30:12,711 -Prepare to initiate the system. -Prepare to initiate the system. 1047 01:30:12,795 --> 01:30:15,047 I've got to. I want to kill myself. 1048 01:30:15,131 --> 01:30:17,216 -I'm in love with your wife. -What? 1049 01:30:17,299 --> 01:30:19,008 Steve, the reflectors. 1050 01:30:19,968 --> 01:30:21,010 Ready! 1051 01:30:22,846 --> 01:30:23,805 Now! 1052 01:30:31,187 --> 01:30:32,272 Jesus! 1053 01:30:40,905 --> 01:30:43,366 Great! Nothing's changed here! 1054 01:30:51,749 --> 01:30:52,834 Daddy, look! 1055 01:30:52,917 --> 01:30:54,085 I know! 1056 01:30:55,044 --> 01:30:56,337 I'll be damned! 1057 01:31:03,010 --> 01:31:04,345 We did it again! 1058 01:31:04,512 --> 01:31:05,554 Science! 1059 01:31:06,555 --> 01:31:08,640 Steve, didn't you hear what I said? 1060 01:31:08,723 --> 01:31:10,642 I am in love with your wife. 1061 01:31:10,850 --> 01:31:14,062 She's in love with me. It's a whole thing. We gotta talk. 1062 01:31:15,188 --> 01:31:16,523 Get rid of that bag. 1063 01:31:16,648 --> 01:31:17,649 The bag? 1064 01:31:17,732 --> 01:31:19,901 That bag will destroy your planet. 1065 01:31:21,277 --> 01:31:24,531 Babe, I love ya, we'll get rid of the bag. I mean, what's in it? 1066 01:31:24,614 --> 01:31:27,659 A little eyeliner, a little lipstick, a little eye. 1067 01:31:40,255 --> 01:31:41,631 Lights out! 1068 01:31:55,353 --> 01:31:57,939 T-minus ten seconds and counting. 1069 01:31:58,606 --> 01:32:00,440 Ten, nine, eight.... 1070 01:32:03,151 --> 01:32:05,320 I am indestructible. 1071 01:32:06,238 --> 01:32:09,825 Seven, six, five, four, three.... 1072 01:32:35,225 --> 01:32:38,686 You do a woman a favour and the eye in her purse attacks you. 1073 01:32:44,359 --> 01:32:45,985 Is the pocketbook dead? 1074 01:32:46,069 --> 01:32:49,446 Of course, you nincompoop. 1075 01:32:49,988 --> 01:32:51,532 Please, step outside. 1076 01:33:02,876 --> 01:33:05,253 I'm in hell! This is hell! 1077 01:33:05,879 --> 01:33:07,714 The transmission was a success. 1078 01:33:09,716 --> 01:33:13,178 Our gravity has already begun to revert. We have been saved. 1079 01:33:14,930 --> 01:33:17,557 Why has this planet not been dispatched? 1080 01:33:17,682 --> 01:33:20,352 You never said you were going to destroy this place. 1081 01:33:20,435 --> 01:33:22,854 We must! They know how to destroy us. 1082 01:33:23,396 --> 01:33:26,650 Council, Dr. Mills never meant to hurt anyone. 1083 01:33:26,858 --> 01:33:30,529 There are too many strange and good things that go on here to destroy it. 1084 01:33:30,612 --> 01:33:33,531 They have war, they have indifference, they have suffering. 1085 01:33:33,615 --> 01:33:35,867 Yes, but they also have jitterbugs. 1086 01:33:36,284 --> 01:33:37,953 -Jitterbugs? -Frivolous! 1087 01:33:38,036 --> 01:33:39,203 And children. 1088 01:33:39,286 --> 01:33:43,540 Jokes. And ham and cheese on rye with mayo! 1089 01:33:43,957 --> 01:33:45,167 Mediocre. 1090 01:33:45,834 --> 01:33:47,461 And making love. 1091 01:33:48,087 --> 01:33:49,254 And sneezes. 1092 01:33:49,338 --> 01:33:50,464 Sneezes? 1093 01:33:50,589 --> 01:33:52,257 And Jimmy Durante! 1094 01:33:54,259 --> 01:33:55,219 Jimmy? 1095 01:33:57,554 --> 01:33:58,806 Show me Jimmy. 1096 01:34:04,811 --> 01:34:06,396 They want to see Jimmy. 1097 01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:07,856 Come on. 1098 01:34:10,192 --> 01:34:11,193 Grady. 1099 01:34:12,653 --> 01:34:16,156 Jimmy Durante from The Man Who Came To Dinner. 1100 01:34:21,453 --> 01:34:24,039 Hello, up there, you omnipotent superbeings... 1101 01:34:24,122 --> 01:34:26,458 ...from some other dimensional planet. 1102 01:34:27,042 --> 01:34:28,085 Hit it! 1103 01:34:29,919 --> 01:34:32,546 "Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go 1104 01:34:32,630 --> 01:34:35,591 "But still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 1105 01:34:35,674 --> 01:34:41,263 "You knew it was right wasn't wrong Still you know you wouldn't be very long 1106 01:34:49,146 --> 01:34:51,815 "It's tough to have the feeling that you wanted to go 1107 01:34:51,899 --> 01:34:54,234 "Still had the feeling that you wanted to stay 1108 01:34:54,318 --> 01:34:56,695 "Start to go, change your mind 1109 01:34:56,779 --> 01:34:59,073 "Start to go again But change your mind again 1110 01:34:59,156 --> 01:35:01,825 "It's tough to have the feeling that you wanted to go 1111 01:35:01,909 --> 01:35:04,244 "Still have the feeling that you wanted to stay 1112 01:35:04,328 --> 01:35:06,121 "Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do 1113 01:35:06,413 --> 01:35:07,706 "l go 1114 01:35:08,332 --> 01:35:10,000 "l stay" 1115 01:35:17,090 --> 01:35:18,217 Kill them. 1116 01:35:22,762 --> 01:35:26,098 Hey, you! This is an English automobile! 1117 01:35:33,439 --> 01:35:35,232 We have never had sneezes. 1118 01:35:38,152 --> 01:35:42,198 Sneezing makes the head tingle. The whole body feels alive. 1119 01:35:43,157 --> 01:35:44,867 What else is like this? 1120 01:35:46,952 --> 01:35:49,830 Sir, can you see with my eyes? 1121 01:35:50,372 --> 01:35:51,499 Of course. 1122 01:35:52,416 --> 01:35:54,001 Then this is why. 1123 01:36:20,026 --> 01:36:21,110 I see. 1124 01:36:23,112 --> 01:36:24,071 This... 1125 01:36:25,406 --> 01:36:29,368 ...what do you call it? Earth. Deserves more study. 1126 01:36:30,161 --> 01:36:32,371 It's too weird to destroy. 1127 01:36:35,958 --> 01:36:37,543 It will be spared. 1128 01:36:41,172 --> 01:36:43,341 Celeste, it is time to come home. 1129 01:37:24,922 --> 01:37:26,632 Now come home, Celeste. 1130 01:37:32,889 --> 01:37:34,390 Sir, I am home. 1131 01:37:35,516 --> 01:37:37,351 It's no use. I can't go. 1132 01:37:39,020 --> 01:37:40,521 That is impossible. 1133 01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:42,732 Celeste, you must return. 1134 01:37:42,815 --> 01:37:44,734 Wait. Come on now. 1135 01:37:47,528 --> 01:37:49,530 Hi. Steve Mills. 1136 01:37:49,739 --> 01:37:52,574 You look like a reasonable bunch of superbeings. 1137 01:37:53,700 --> 01:37:56,369 We really have to work this out. 1138 01:37:56,953 --> 01:37:58,204 I'm in love... 1139 01:37:58,580 --> 01:38:01,124 ...with your Chief Extragalactic Probist. 1140 01:38:02,250 --> 01:38:03,501 What do you mean, no? 1141 01:38:03,585 --> 01:38:07,672 We need someone to tell us about your war and making love... 1142 01:38:08,256 --> 01:38:10,216 ...and all your fuzziness. 1143 01:38:11,551 --> 01:38:12,886 Excuse me... 1144 01:38:14,095 --> 01:38:16,014 ...Big Thing in the Sky... 1145 01:38:16,097 --> 01:38:18,641 ...you need someone to tell you about making love? 1146 01:38:18,725 --> 01:38:21,352 We need someone to tell us about everything. 1147 01:38:22,812 --> 01:38:25,148 Does anyone up there look as good as she does? 1148 01:38:25,231 --> 01:38:26,983 Everyone does. 1149 01:38:27,817 --> 01:38:29,193 -Better. -Really? 1150 01:38:30,278 --> 01:38:31,571 It's impossible. 1151 01:38:31,654 --> 01:38:36,367 Sir? He knows more than I do about all things down here. 1152 01:38:37,535 --> 01:38:39,287 It's an interesting idea. 1153 01:38:40,704 --> 01:38:41,913 He can come. 1154 01:38:47,878 --> 01:38:49,838 Who's gonna drive this thing? 1155 01:38:50,547 --> 01:38:54,509 Group Captain Winnek Woofet and the 12th Navigational Command. 1156 01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:14,154 My God! She looks just like Princess Stephanie. 1157 01:39:16,656 --> 01:39:19,034 She looks just like Princess Stephanie, too. 1158 01:39:19,326 --> 01:39:20,744 If you say so. 1159 01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:26,499 They all look like Princess Stephanie. 1160 01:39:32,421 --> 01:39:34,173 Can I ask you a question? 1161 01:39:37,676 --> 01:39:40,095 You think my Rolls would be impressive? 1162 01:39:45,475 --> 01:39:47,477 -Might be. -Can I bring it? 1163 01:39:47,936 --> 01:39:49,229 Yes, of course. 1164 01:39:55,068 --> 01:39:57,237 -Goodbye, my dear. -Bye, Uncle Ron. 1165 01:39:57,404 --> 01:39:58,655 Bye, my dear. 1166 01:40:03,827 --> 01:40:08,331 Ron, are you sure you want to do this? You're making a pretty radical move here. 1167 01:40:11,918 --> 01:40:14,296 They all look like Princess Stephanie. 1168 01:40:15,172 --> 01:40:16,715 They do, don't they? 1169 01:40:20,843 --> 01:40:22,219 Time's wasting. 1170 01:40:23,929 --> 01:40:26,307 Where are the keys to your beachhouse? 1171 01:40:32,313 --> 01:40:33,397 Enjoy. 1172 01:40:35,274 --> 01:40:38,444 Have a nice drive. Flight. Trip. 1173 01:40:40,112 --> 01:40:42,072 Get the heck off this planet. 1174 01:41:14,395 --> 01:41:15,646 Come on. 1175 01:41:16,147 --> 01:41:17,732 Right over here, baby. 1176 01:41:18,441 --> 01:41:20,943 -What is it? -It's a car. 1177 01:41:41,964 --> 01:41:43,841 We'll be in touch, Celeste. 1178 01:41:44,216 --> 01:41:47,469 Enjoy your humanity while it lasts. 1179 01:42:05,695 --> 01:42:07,822 A little one-on-one dad? 1180 01:42:08,906 --> 01:42:10,032 No thanks, honey. 1181 01:42:10,116 --> 01:42:14,370 I think Celeste and I are going upstairs and get some sleep. 1182 01:42:15,246 --> 01:42:16,622 I get it. 1183 01:42:18,291 --> 01:42:19,792 I'll be right up. 1184 01:42:30,344 --> 01:42:32,430 Are you human or what? 1185 01:42:33,389 --> 01:42:35,349 Human. Every part. 1186 01:42:39,520 --> 01:42:42,898 All that power to do stuff left with Bag, right? 1187 01:42:43,566 --> 01:42:44,900 I guess so. 1188 01:42:46,277 --> 01:42:47,361 Drive! 1189 01:42:48,445 --> 01:42:49,530 Drive! 1190 01:47:40,270 --> 01:47:45,484 Goodnight, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. 1191 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000